At a popular fast-food ‘restaurant’ that may give you cancer a guy in jeans and what looks like a blue ‘All day I dream about sex’ two-stripe jacket cuts in front of me at the counter, he starts his order before I notice so I let it go.He orders two hamburgers, one with salad “and shit” and just tomato sauce.The cashier is confused.The two-stripe changes his mind and asks for salad on both.The cashier looks to the man standing next to me and smiles.The guy reorders a cheeseburger with salad and a hamburger with tomato sauce but suddenly changes his mind and asks for cheese with salad.The cashier raises her brow in confusion and smiles forcing back her laughter.I look to the man next to me who’s cheeks are filled with air; my smile is wide and stomach pulsating.The cashier repeats the order for two cheese burgers with salad and tomato sauce, the two-stripe wearer confirms and reaches into his pocket for change.Noticing he is short he apologises and leaves.The cashier, man and I look at each other with wide eyes and mouths open, nobody moves until another cashier hails “next please”.